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- Kardashians and Jenners were not invited to the Met Gala,
- Elon Musk the new Twitter boss has also removed the blue ticks on celebrity profiles and asked them to pay for it,
- And Cold Sprouts smoking during an interview?
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VIDEO 1: Kardashians and Jenners were not invited to the Met Gala. CommentBro: Anna WIntour is apparently not inviting any Kardashians or Jenners to the Met Gala this year. Is this what kids are into these days? I don’t keep up with the Kardashians. CommentBro: But the kids probably said something nice… Good Comments By Shally Harry: WOW 😣 I look forward to see their red carpet entrance every year especially Kim 😭 feeling so sad RN CommentBro: Now like I said, I’m not a Kardashian expert, but even an old man like me knows that Kim broke the Internet with champagne on her butt. Say what you will, but I agree, Kim Kardashian clearly knows how to make an entrance – with her butt! CommentBro: Okay you rascals, let’s see the Bad Comments By Allen Rascal: The world is healing CommentBro: Wow, when I said rascals, I didn’t know the comment would literally be from a Rascal! “The World Is Healing” … it may be a little mean, but you think about it, if Kim Kardashian breaks the Internet, maybe keeping her away is how you fix it. Whoa, total mind trip, right? CommentBro: And last and also least… Ugly Comments By Geovanny Landaverde: Because it’s not a strip club ??? Lol CommentBro: Brutal, man. I tell you what though, that boy isn’t wrong. It’s basically the opposite of a strip club, it’s a dress-up club. People pay lots of money to see women putting on extravagant clothing instead of taking it off. And the women attending are the ones making it rain! Really makes you think. VIDEO 2: Elon Musk the new Twitter boss has also removed the blue ticks on celebrity profiles and asked them to pay for it. CommentBro: Oh, I heard about this, most of the famous people and organizations on Twitter lost their blue checks unless they paid money, and then random people can buy the same blue checks, so nobody knows who is real any more. And there was that guy who pretended to be a drug company and tweeted that they were making their drugs free, and it tanked their stock price. It’s like being at a costume party when Frankenstein tells you he’s actually Frank Sinatra. I don’t know if I believe you, FrankenFrank! CommentBro: You know what’s real?... Good Comments! By: @japark85: The problem with removing blue ticks is that some people will confuse Four Seasons Hotel with Four Seasons Total Landscaping. CommentBro: Oh man, that’s the thing when Trump’s campaign meant to give a speech at the Four Seasons hotel and gave a speech at a random landscaping business instead. Too funny. But seriously, the blue tick thing means I can make an account and claim to be McDonalds, and then announce that all hamburgers are free today. That would make people at McDonalds almost as mad as the fact that the stupid ice cream machine is broken again. CommentBro: You know what they say, people with no ice cream make Bad Comments. By: Jeremy Petrachonis: Elon’s gotta pay for that rocket somehow. 👻💰 CommentBro: Seriously, I’m not a tech expert like some of you kids, but even an old man can see this is a dumb idea. This is like if you’re having a party you want to be popular, and a bus full of Hollywood celebrities show up at your party, and then you tell them they have to pay 8 dollars to get in. You will make more money if people know celebrities are there! If Scarlet Johansen comes to my party, she will always get in free! So, Scarlet, if you’re not busy Saturday… CommentBro: ScarJo is pretty. These comments aren’t…. Ugly Comments! By: David No: Awe, they're gonna have to be normal peasants again? CommentBro: David, No! They’re celebrities, they never have to be normal peasants because they’re famous. If they can’t be celebrities on his website, they’ll probably just find a different website. What’s the point of being famous if you’re just gonna be treated like everyone else? Although there should be more peasants on Twitter. I want to see more content about serfdom and thatched roofs! VIDEO 3: And Cold Sprouts smoking during an interview? CommentBro: What are you kids looking at? Apparently the kids don’t like that this guy Cold Sprouts is smoking inside during an interview? CommentBro: Okay good kids, let’s see the Good Comments By Tray Edner: Dude looks relaxed. Good for him, whatever makes him happy. CommentBro: Right on, man. Well, maybe not WHATEVER makes him happy, like some people get happy murdering people and that’s not on. But smoking up is a time-honored tradition. One of the few time-honored traditions I still honor, if you know what I mean. CommentBro: Now where’s my baddies with the Bad Comments? By user719467: This man gives off such bad vibes, i do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth. he's always had such pick me vibes ever since his stupid lil tumblr 'social experiment'. CommentBro: Social experiment is what you kids call screwing with people’s emotions, right? The way I see it, experimenting with smoking during an interview, totally fine, experimenting by playing with people’s emotions, not cool. Maybe this guy needs to smoke MORE. CommentBro: And of course, our Ugly Ducklings with the Ugly Comments. By Unicorns_andGlitter: He seems like the definition of the “soft boy” which if anyone didn’t know is basically a fuckboy but they pretend they aren’t lol CommentBro: I don’t know what a “Softboy” or a “fuckboy” means, but I’m pretty sure it’s no good. At that age, if you’re not at least a fuckMAN, you need to get your life together. You kids and your slang make me feel old, but at least nobody ever called me a fuckboy. So I’ve got that going for me.