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- Is Bad Bunny, Kendall Jenner’s Ken?
- Will you love an old lady more than a Barbie?
- Will you let a robot be your dog’s Barbie and Ken?
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VIDEO 1: Is Bad Bunny, Kendall Jenner’s Ken? commentBro: Apparently Kendall Jenner was kissing Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny? I presume that’s a rapper, like every animal name, Snoop Dogg, Doja Cat… I wonder if she lures him to bed like this “Here… bad bunny bunny..” while dangling some Tits. Oh wait, Kendall is Titless, well maybe dangling some Nipples then. commentBro: Let’s check the comment zoo for some Good Comments! By Jessicash: People getting pissed about this is so stupid. Like what do they think Bad Bunny is gonna date some regular degular? Leave Kendall alone. People are NUTS. commentBro: I dunno, man, I think Regular Degular would be a perfect name for a rapper’s girlfriend. “My name is Regular Degular, give me a keg-ular, and I’ll hump your leg-ular. Don’t make me beg-ular!” commentBro: Now it’s time for the neg-ular… I mean, negative. It’s Bad Comments! By Tiffany Marie: How do these people break up then go out and find romance and love again so quickly... I mean really, what is the secret to that commentBro: The secret is MONEY! Let me tell you, if I was a famous millionaire, I would be out on a hot date right now, and not just looking through my grandson’s phone! Maybe I need a cool rap animal name. Call me Old Dirty Squirrel! commentBro: We’re up all night to get ugly! It’s Ugly Comments! By @usernamenotfound2898: What do people see in this guy 😅!! His music is 🔥 but he’s not cute commentBro: Kid, there’s more to life than just looks. Hell, lots of people close their eyes when they kiss anyway. But imagine you met the world’s best chef, and he’s not cute. I’d advise you to close your eyes and eat! And you know with a millionaire rapper, you’re gonna EAT! VIDEO 2: Will you love an old lady more than a Barbie? commentBro: A kid who is dating a woman old enough to be his grandma? Wow, okay, hey, good for granny! And what, she’s pregnant? Come on now, that’s a little hard to believe. I just hope she doesn’t end up dumping him for his baby! commentBro: Okay, kids - or should I say, Grandma bait – Good Comments! By Staszku.cosp: Age is just a number... commentBro: It is just a number indeed, although it’s true that some numbers are there for a reason. Like a bottle of pills that says take 1 every 24 hours, if you take one every hour, it’s probably going to mess you up pretty bad! Some numbers are safety warnings – although my granny over here is from a time before they put safety warnings on the label! She probably got my buddy Lowinsky High as fuck! Off a Paracetamol! Look at his face as he dances. My buddy is on Cloud 9. commentBro: Well, here’s your warning: Here come Bad Comments By Nice try: That guy is not straight 😂 commentBro: Hey, the world isn’t binary, man. There’s more than just wanting to see a penis or a vagina down there. If you’re dating a 70-year-old, all you’re gonna see down there are wrinkles anyway! If you are dating a rich old dude unlike me, all you are going to see there is a Pen and a cheque book. Like “Make me giggle one more time baby and I will add an extra zero”. commentBro: And speaking of ugly… Ugly Comments! By META: Either he got hard at an old folks home or she's a millionaire commentBro: Or both! Maybe he’s horny AND granny has money. You forget though, us old folks all used to be young people with lives. For all you know, this granny was a prostitute for 30 years and is the world’s most experienced dick-sucker. You could do worse than getting a woman who knows what she’s doing! VIDEO 3: Will you let a robot be your dog’s Barbie and Ken? commentBro: Okay, a robot friend for your dog? Oh no, I see, it has a remote control and you can talk out of it, and have it shoot “Tennis Balls” and “Food”. Seems cool, although maybe confusing to your dog? I don’t know, let’s see what you kids think. commentBro: BEEP BOOP LOADING GOOD COMMENTS By @1567stardust: Robot for pets & people good idea 💡 for psychological & medical disorders 👍🏻 commentBro: Yeah man, I guess it’s better to have a robot so people don’t get bored. I just worry that if we start using them to talk with people, humanity’s over. If I catch my grandson using a robot to talk to me instead of himself, he’s not getting his birthday money! commentBro: To be human, is to make Bad Comments By @hmck500: That's one clever but useless robot commentBro: I agree, with it being clever, but useless? I can certainly think of some uses for a remote control robot that can dispense food and launch projectiles. Imagine driving it over to the cops, having your robot give them a donut, and then shooting a tennis ball at them! Now that’s a useful robot! commentBro: What’s that smell? Did someone fart? Oh no, it is… Ugly Comments By @TheDylanJoyce: Robot Dispenses ball.... Dog chokes on ball… Owner gets front row seat of dying animal.... "sues robot company" LOSES!!! commentBro: Oh man, that would be the worst. Well, they just need to invent the Version 2.0 of this that can also give the heimlich maneuver to your dog. And then the Version 3.0 that can do the Hind Lick Maneuver to your dog. And then the Version 4.0 that can do some stuff of licking for me… well, enough of that!